This dare was inspired by my daughter who is an excellent driver and keeps both hands on the wheel (at ten and two - old school style).
To be fair and honest, I will also partake of all dares that I post.
Dare #1.
Keep your hands on the wheel.
I double dog dare you to keep your hands (BOTH hands) on the steering wheel while you are driving for one day this week.
You just may possibly save a life in the process AND you may also win the privilege of NOT having your cell phone tossed into traffic on the expressway.
The following (in case you have not already read this, and if you have, I apologize) is a TRUE story. I know. I was there.
11.18.08
I was in a car accident today.
No, I was not seriously injured, so THAT's good.
But.
The woman that rammed into me from behind
( I affectionately refer to her as Cell Phone Barbie)
forced my car into the car in front of me.
Thankfully, that driver is also Ok.
CP Barbie was 'just checking her messages' while driving on I-88 during rush hour.
( I could have had my grand daughter in the back seat. She could have been killed.)
Unsteadily standing at the scene, I asked CPB if I could see her phone.
"Why?" she asked.
"Let me see your phone," I responded.
"Why? What are you going to do?"
"Just...
let ...
me ...
see ...
your ...
phone."
So, bending over, she reached into her car and retrieved her phone.
She walked over to me and handed it to me.
I looked at it for a decisive second or two or three (hmmm ....nice phone) and then THREW it as far as I could over eastbound traffic.
She then whined "Awwwwww! Why'd you DO that for???"
I walked away, shaking my head, because the answer is so blatantly obvious,
how could she not know it?
I did it for ALL of the people that have been injured or KILLED by driving, cell phone users.
And if need be, I'll do it again.
Oh. And the icing on the cake (insult to injury as it were)
she had me charged with "Criminal Damage to Property" on the spot.
I was finger printed at the scene. Nice.
(stop laughing!)
My ever-lovin' hubby showed up at the scene, got into my now damaged car and stated the following "Here's what we'll do. We call our lawyer as soon as we get home and have you plead temporary insanity."
If he weren't such a big guy, I may have thrown him in the direction of the cell (which BTW was retrieved by jerk-wad state trooper that took a keen interest in CP barbie doll.)
Many of my big city cohabitants just didn't get it.
BUT, an old friend up in the North woods of Minnesota got it,
apparently he's none too fond of cells either.
When I visited him last fall, he told his friends about my escapade
and before you know it,
I had people coming up, asking to shake my hand,
saying "Atta girl!" or "You're my hero!"
Shucks, I am SO NOT a hero, the real heroes are the ones that drive to the best of their ability, each and every day, fully realizing that they are maneuvering a ton of steel that can kill another being in a heartbeat if they are not paying full attention.
So...
Please. Hang up the phone, stop texting (it's the law now, dontcha know?), stop surfing and drive with TWO hands on the wheel.
Do it for ONE day this week.
I D A R E Y O U.